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My Mommy Wants Me To Work All The Time

  • Oct. 26th, 2007 at 12:44 PM
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We had a walk-a-thon today at school. They expected us to walk a full lap but then I saw apples, bananas, and oranges at the snack table so I started signing ::all done:: to let them know it was time for me to eat.

They also had music so I had to stop every once in awhile to dance.

My Dad said we should have called it a 'snackathon' instead of a walk-a-thon.

My Mommy Gets Embarrassed Easily

  • Jun. 1st, 2007 at 10:50 AM
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Aunty Mary bought me an Elmo Visits The Doctor DVD because she thought it might help me because I'm so scared of the doctor.

In the video, the doctor checks Elmo's heart with a stethoscope. Aunty Mary put her hand over her heart and said, "Ba buump, ba buump." I copied her and also pounded my fist up and down.

When I showed my Mommy, she got upset and yelled, "Aunty Mary must have taught you to pound your chest violently!"

Anyways, when my Mommy went to back-to-school night yesterday, my teacher mentioned something strange happened. My teacher told my Mommy that we were learning about body parts in class and when we got to the heart, I started pounding my chest. Instead of telling the teacher I was demonstrating how my heart beats, my Mommy got all embarrassed and said she had no idea what I was doing. She's such a liar.

I Got Kicked Out of School Today

  • May. 30th, 2007 at 3:32 PM
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My teacher was not amused by me today. I had a wet diaper so my teacher had to change it. When my teacher took off my pants, I thought it would be funny to kick my teacher and then throw my pants into the toilet. The sight of my pants in the toilet made me laugh so hard.

My teacher told me it was not funny at all and she called my Mommy and she had to pick me up. My Mommy asked me if I was going to get suspended from school and I nodded my head. My teacher was really mad.

Happy Valentine's Day!

  • Feb. 14th, 2007 at 11:03 AM
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We are having a Valentine's Day party today at school.

After the party, I have cooking class. We will make mini pizzas. I can't wait to eat mine.

My teacher told my mommy that my music teacher loves me. It's my job to play the drums as loud as I possibly can in music class. My music teacher told my teacher she likes me so much that she wants to keep me.

I'm Smarter Than My Mommy

  • Jan. 31st, 2007 at 12:47 PM
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I am much smarter than my Mommy. All this time she didn't know there was a swimming pool right next to our condo. We went for a walk yesterday and I pointed to the swimming pool and signed 'water' and she looked shocked. I guess she didn't realize there was a pool behind the fence.

Then, my Mommy asked me if I went to the library with my teacher and I nodded my head 'yes'. Then she asked me what I did at the library and I signed 'book' and she got really excited.

My School Play

  • Nov. 8th, 2006 at 3:42 PM
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During the assembly at school today, I performed in a play about healthy living. I had to wear dark pants and a white shirt. I got to carry a picture of a corn on the cob across the stage.

Sponsor Me!

  • Oct. 25th, 2006 at 7:36 AM
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On Friday, I will be doing a walk-a-thon at school with my classmates. We will walk once around the field.

Grandma and Aunty Mary both sponsored me for $20.

My Very First School Field Trip

  • Oct. 20th, 2006 at 9:22 AM
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I'm going to be going on my very first school field trip on a bus to the Montgomery Theater to see "Beauty and the Beast."

My overprotective Mommy is going to be a chaperone.

Busted

  • Oct. 20th, 2006 at 6:19 AM
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My Mommy found the note from my teacher in my backpack yesterday. I got in trouble for hitting another student in the face and I got written up. = (

The Baby Godzilla Is Back

  • Oct. 19th, 2006 at 9:54 AM
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After my traumatizing experience at the airport this past weekend, I fell into a mini-baby depression. For the first time in five years, I didn't smile and I just wanted to sleep. My Mommy was really worried about me and when she told Grandma and my aunties they got all worried, too.

All I needed was a good day at school to bring me back to my old self.