I was outside playing with my neighbor, Jason, when a plane flew overhead. I pointed to the plane and told him, "Bub Bub Bub!"

Then, I heard him ask my Mommy, "¿Qué 'bub bub bub' significa?" and my Mommy told him that's what I call my Aunty Mary.

Everytime we drive by the airport, I start yelling my Aunty Mary's name, "Bub Bub," and then my Mommy and Aunty Patti almost always say, "No, Jade, Aunty Mary isn't coming today."

Then I ask them if she's sleeping and they say, "Yes."

I don't understand why my Aunty Mary is always sleeping.

Sometimes Aunty Mary does wake up and that makes me very happy.

Everyone always thinks I'm really Aunty Mary's kid and not my Mommy's. This weekend, we were at Santana Row and I was walking with Aunty Mary and sipping on my favorite almond milk from Fantasia when we saw my friend Alyssa's parents. My Mommy introduced them to my Aunty Mary and Aunty Patti.

Later that night, Alyssa's mom called my Mommy and asked her if she realized I look like a mini-Aunty Mary. My Mommy told her of course, Aunty Mary is the big green square and I'm a small green square.

All my Mommy's coworkers and friends think I'm secretly her daughter. I think she would be a much more fun mommy than my current Mommy.

For the first time, Aunty Mary got really mad at me. I asked her to turn on her laptop and go to The Wiggles web page because I love when she plays the video clips. I was watching the videos and dancing but then I decided it would be fun to rip off some of her keys.

I ripped off the 'Up', 'Left' and 'Down' keys. I thought it was really funny so I started to laugh. Aunty Mary heard my naughty laugh and pushed me so she could see what I had done.

I've never seen her get mad at me before. She got really angry. She grabbed me by my shoulders and sat me down on the floor. She sat in front of me and glared at me. I signed 'I'm sorry' over and over but she just stared at me. I tried to laugh but that didn't make her laugh. I signed 'I'm sorry' with my other arm. I even did the real ASL 'I'm sorry' sign - I thought that would have done it because I never do that. But still, nothing. She was really angry and she kept saying 'Jade, I am so angry with you'.

Finally, I gave her my cutest and sweetest smile and I hugged and kissed her. She hugged me back and finally we could play again.

On Friday, I will be doing a walk-a-thon at school with my classmates. We will walk once around the field.

Grandma and Aunty Mary both sponsored me for $20.