My newest hobby is yanking my hair out of my head. For some reason, it really upsets my Mommy.

Anyways, I had managed to yank out a good sized chunk and I put it on the carpet. My Mommy walked by and started screaming. I couldn't understand what she was getting all worked up about but then she started screaming, "There's a mouse!" I looked around but I didn't see a mouse. Then I realized she had mistaken my clump of hair for a mouse. She's so silly.

My Mommy is really, really conceited about her long hair. She thinks she has the most beautiful hair in the world and she would never yank her hair out so this makes her very mad.

I remember one time we were at a hotel and Aunty Mary got really brave and touched my Mommy's hair. Aunty Patti and I got really scared for Aunty Mary's life but luckily My Mommy didn't kill her. I would have been sad if something happened to Aunty Mary because she's so much fun and she always lets me do whatever I want.